Friday, August 14, 2026

President Trump finally approves CYBER PRIVATEERING



Cyber Privateers finally make sense to the hacker plague! THIS IS BIG NEWS.

Back in 2010, I started my www.cyberprivateer.com blog. The logic was that targeting hackers was too complicated for the government. Case in point: The Revolutionary War was substantially won by privateers who were granted Letters of Marque and Reprisal by the US congress.

As of yesterday, at 4:13pm according to CNN, President Trump authorized Cyber Privateers! It's been a long time coming. My two novels (DADDY'S LITTLE FELONS and THE LAST WILL & TESTAMENT OF HARLEY AND HIS DOG) spell out cyber privateering in detail. I even wrote an op-ed piece in TIME MAGAZINE (see My TIME MAGAZINE op-ed piece ) pointing out that Utah Senator Mike Lee and Congressman Schweikert proposed this solution.

Can anyone doubt this was…heh-heh…my baby? After all, I own www.cyberprivateer.com!

Sincerely yours,
Rick Bennett
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Tuesday, June 30, 2026

THE PIRATE COTTAGE is moving one week from today to Brigham City, Utah.


 

Rita and I are both from small towns (Elko, NV and Sheridan, WY respectively). Brigham City is about the population of our childhood homes, and we're still within an hour of the Salt Lake City airport should we need to go anywhere. Thanks to the Internet, I can conduct guerrilla warfare and continue to write novels the goal of which is to…well…short-circuit people's brains.

It's only a mater of time until my TIME MAGAZINE op-ed piece on finally stomping out cybercrime (see https://lnkd.in/gXkKUKMZ) becomes the only acknowledged solution to today's plague. How long are my old buddies Larry Ellison and Marc Benioff going to put up with the inadequate protection offered by Congress?

Sincerely yours,
Rick Bennett
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Sunday, June 21, 2026

Remembering My Old Man




He'd be about to turn 103 this Father's Day. At 97, I still worked NYT crossword puzzles with him, and played brain twisters with him from the Seattle newspapers.

When I was 12 years old, he said, "Rick, you're old enough to play cards for money. If I win, you and your brother Marsh work for me all summer. But if you win, you split the winnings." Since he was one of 23 attorneys in a town of 10,000 people (Sheridan, Wyoming), the law practice was his hobby. He supported the family as a professional gambler.

I agreed to play the Hollywood/Oklahoma version of Gin Rummy for a penny a point (my brother swallowed hard when I took the bet). But I had a pretty good memory for cards and cleaned out dear old dad. That was the best summer me and my brother ever had.

Happy Father's Day, Dad.

Monday, June 1, 2026

In Memoriam: The Candy Bomber and Frank Herbert.


 

In this last week since Memorial Day, I've been thinking about two of my heroes who I hope got to meet in the hereafter: Gail Halvorsen, the famous WWII CANDY BOMBER, and Frank Herbert, author of DUNE with whom I became friends and who urged me to run for congress in 1978. I see Halverson's son amost every week as I work in the Draper Temple of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. And I'm about to submit a homage to Herbert in a novella THE TACTFUL SABOTEUR. When Frank sponsored my almost-successful race for congress, he said I reminded him of his short-story character "The Tactful Saboteur." My novella is a modern-day update of the concept. But this isn't about me or my writing. I just want to reminisce on two people who dramatically affected my creative view. Halverson makes me try to emulate the charity of the CANDY BOMBER, and Herbert gives me a shining star toward which I strive in my writing. Anyhow, Gail and Frank, I hope you got to meet in the far beyond. Sincerely Yours, Rick Bennett Ad Hit Man

Friday, May 29, 2026

One of my writer's group designed an Earth Day postage stamp when he was 13 years old.


 

The third Thursday night of every month for the last 11 years, a writer's group meets at my house to critique each other's novels-in-progress. Over that time, we've published seven novels (with 5 more in process), one anthology of award winning short stories, and are negotiating movie/television deals.

One of our cabal is Brian C Hailes, who is also one of the judges of Galaxy Press's ILLUSTRATORS OF THE FUTURE contest. At 13 years old, Brian competed with 150,000 grade school children in an environmental design contest sponsored by the USPS and McDonalds. He was one of 4 winners, and for the first time the USPS actually put the designer's name on a postage stamp. 5 million stamps. McDonalds gave him unlimited food for 3 years (a growing teenager's dream come true). And the town of Millville, Utah made Saturday, April 29, 1995 BRIAN HAILES DAY.

Small world. Frank Herbert, author of Dune and one of the creators of EARTH DAY, also supported me when I ran for congress in 1978.

Expect big things from our not-so-fledgling writer's group.

Sincerely yours,
Rick Bennett
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