Cyber Privateer

Monday, February 23, 2026

Here's an idea whose time is long past: "CLICK ME, I'M HUMAN"

My old buddy David Hsieh had a company called FaceTime (guess who bought that name from him?). Given the proliferation of complicated phone message chains and AI agents, what would you give to click and talk to a regular human being?

Interestingly, www.clickmeimhuman.com is available! My gift to some entrepreneur who wants to land big retail B2C accounts, like tiffany.clickmeimhuman.com, etc.

Sincerely yours,
Rick Bennett
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Saturday, February 21, 2026

Back before I started guerrilla warfare, I produced this doodle during one of Data General's meetings. Years later, I found it framed in one of the HR guy's office.

I guess my artwork encapsulated all the failures of DG. I'm amazed the HR guy had guts enough to actually hang this in his office.

Sincerely,
Rick Bennett
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Friday, February 20, 2026

I thought these guys had email scamming/spoofing/phishing/impersonation solved. Here's my ad in FEDERAL COMPUTER WEEK.

My BigFix buddy, David Appelbaum 🇺🇦 was their CMO. Alas, vendor-side solutions like DMARC weren't the answer. I have a buddy who plays backup guitar for several famous entertainers. His solution is much better. His email provider gives him a choice whether or not to accept email from you. Each sender must "apply" to be on his list. Problem for me is potential clients are not likely to jump through those hoops. Selah.

We need to burn down the Internet and start from scratch. Not likely until China, Russia, Iran, etc. burn down the Web and make us start all over. Like I say, not likely.

Sincerely yours,
Rick Bennett
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Thursday, February 19, 2026

I came up with this domain, the name, and the animation about 20 years ago. Still haven't chosen a product.

Yeah, check out www.titaniumeagles.com. Great name for a clothing line for senior bicycle riders, a software company that's unique, or a novel? Someday I'll…land.

Sincerely yours,
Rick Bennett
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Wednesday, February 18, 2026

I like creating billboards. They're up for a month and ideal for places like Silicon Valley.

Tenfold is one of the biggest ironies of my professional life. They lost their two biggest customers in the 9/11 attack on the Twin Towers, and never recovered.

Sigh.

Sincerely yours,
Rick Bennett
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Background: Welcome black hats, white hats and cyber swashbucklers

The Revolutionary War was fought, financed, and pretty well WON by bonded privateers, legalized pirates who were given Letters of Marque and Reprisal by the Continental Congress and authorized to attack, capture and monetize British ships. The purpose of this site is to explore the possibility of a modern-day doctrine much like the Monroe Doctrine, by means of which the U.S. government could legally and, more importantly, effectively stop international hackers. Current cybercrime law is not only ineffective, but downright stupid. My Linux servers are attacked hundreds of times a day (mostly from China and former USSR domains), yet if I retaliate against those servers with some creative technology at my disposal (I know some VERY smart guys), then I am in violation of federal law and subject to some onerous penalties. We need more than a new law. We need a new international doctrine. I call it The Morgan Doctrine, named after Morgan Rapier, a fictional character I've created (hey, this is my way of establishing ownership of the concept, should it ever see the light of day).

Why a new international doctrine? Simply, nothing else will work. Introduced on December 2, 1823, the Monroe Doctrine told the world to keep their hands off the Americas. Combine this with current legal thinking on "hot pursuit" of fugitives. In 1917 the US Army went into Mexico after Pancho Villa. More recently, in 1960 Israeli Mossad agents abducted Adolf Eichmann from Argentina. Granted, much of the world regards the Eichmann adventure as a violation of international law. I don't share that opinion and therefore use it as the third leg of my Monroe-Pancho-Aldof platform for The Morgan Doctrine.

If someone comes into your home and attacks or attempts to rob you, you may shoot them dead. You may do so as long as they expire on your property. But what about cyber criminals? They attack you in your home from their homes. Retaliate in kind, and you go to jail. The Morgan Doctrine states simply that if you attack my computers (or my banking assets held in US-based computers), then under a certain set of well-defined conditions, a licensed and bonded "cyber privateer" may attack you in your home country and split the proceeds with the U.S. government. For the sake of argument, let's call it a 50-50 split (heh heh).

Right now, American law enforcement is completely unequipped to deal with the sheer number international cyber hackers. Sure, I could report each of the thousand daily attacks to the FBI, as could the millions of other attackees in the USA. But the volume of such reports would make any meaningful resolution laughable. Not to mention that the FBI has no jurisdiction outside the USA. Yet to make such "enforcement" profitable to recognized (ie, "bonded" "deputized") privateers, as Heath Ledger's Joker said in his last role, "Now you're talking!" You raid our bank accounts, we raid yours. You make money from off-shore child pornography, we're going to loot your bank accounts and, with some REALLY creative black hat operations, you will be taken off the grid worldwide to the extent that you'll not even complete a cell phone conversation for the remainder of your miserable depraved life. Okay, that last part probably won't fly, but you get my drift.

The purpose of this site is to explore the mechanics, legalities and practicality of The Morgan Doctrine.

And I will be the sole arbiter of whether or not your comments get posted. As Mel Brooks wrote, "It's good to be king."