Cyber Privateer

Friday, April 3, 2026

The 2nd-greatest ad in all of human history: Tony Schwartz's DAISY

A video from one of my guerrilla warfare lectures.

Sincerely yours,
Rick Bennett
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Thursday, April 2, 2026

How I used Final Cut Pro to change the name of the Armageddon commet to Bill Gates

Before the days where AI could do anything whimsical. Sincerely yours, Rick Bennett Ad Hit Man

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

I always liked granting a "Get Out of Jail Free" to my client's clients.

Remember this, old friend Adam Joseph?

Sincerely yours,
Rick Bennett
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Tuesday, March 31, 2026

With book reviews like this, you'd think I'd have a best-seller.

Just goes to show that I haven't cracked the code. Yet. Sincerely yours, Rick Bennett Ad Hit Man

Monday, March 30, 2026

Finally a great book review from the hard-boiled former editor for Robert Ludlum, Clive Cussler, and Hunter S. Thompson.

"…wonderful fun to read, from start to finish…convincing and compelling for even a skeptical cynic like me…winner here…thoroughly credible…a wonderful vision…a splendid conception, brilliantly executed…deep, spiritual piece of work…" Alan Rinzler (former editor for Robert Ludlum, Clive Cussler, and Hunter S. Thompson. My literary agent asked former editor Alan Rinzler to look at one of my early novels. He didn't like it. I asked if it needed editiing. He said it needed a blowtorch. Yikes, that bad? Conventional wisdom, I later found out, was that you should burn your first million words. I took that to heart and paid attention to "learning my craft." The same agent submitted my manuscript for DESTROYING ANGEL to Rinzler for his critical review, and he gushed over it. One of the biggest ironies of my life is that I never swung a movie deal for a book that could have made the careers of many women actors. Sigh. Sincerely yours, Rick Bennett Ad Hit Man

Background: Welcome black hats, white hats and cyber swashbucklers

The Revolutionary War was fought, financed, and pretty well WON by bonded privateers, legalized pirates who were given Letters of Marque and Reprisal by the Continental Congress and authorized to attack, capture and monetize British ships. The purpose of this site is to explore the possibility of a modern-day doctrine much like the Monroe Doctrine, by means of which the U.S. government could legally and, more importantly, effectively stop international hackers. Current cybercrime law is not only ineffective, but downright stupid. My Linux servers are attacked hundreds of times a day (mostly from China and former USSR domains), yet if I retaliate against those servers with some creative technology at my disposal (I know some VERY smart guys), then I am in violation of federal law and subject to some onerous penalties. We need more than a new law. We need a new international doctrine. I call it The Morgan Doctrine, named after Morgan Rapier, a fictional character I've created (hey, this is my way of establishing ownership of the concept, should it ever see the light of day).

Why a new international doctrine? Simply, nothing else will work. Introduced on December 2, 1823, the Monroe Doctrine told the world to keep their hands off the Americas. Combine this with current legal thinking on "hot pursuit" of fugitives. In 1917 the US Army went into Mexico after Pancho Villa. More recently, in 1960 Israeli Mossad agents abducted Adolf Eichmann from Argentina. Granted, much of the world regards the Eichmann adventure as a violation of international law. I don't share that opinion and therefore use it as the third leg of my Monroe-Pancho-Aldof platform for The Morgan Doctrine.

If someone comes into your home and attacks or attempts to rob you, you may shoot them dead. You may do so as long as they expire on your property. But what about cyber criminals? They attack you in your home from their homes. Retaliate in kind, and you go to jail. The Morgan Doctrine states simply that if you attack my computers (or my banking assets held in US-based computers), then under a certain set of well-defined conditions, a licensed and bonded "cyber privateer" may attack you in your home country and split the proceeds with the U.S. government. For the sake of argument, let's call it a 50-50 split (heh heh).

Right now, American law enforcement is completely unequipped to deal with the sheer number international cyber hackers. Sure, I could report each of the thousand daily attacks to the FBI, as could the millions of other attackees in the USA. But the volume of such reports would make any meaningful resolution laughable. Not to mention that the FBI has no jurisdiction outside the USA. Yet to make such "enforcement" profitable to recognized (ie, "bonded" "deputized") privateers, as Heath Ledger's Joker said in his last role, "Now you're talking!" You raid our bank accounts, we raid yours. You make money from off-shore child pornography, we're going to loot your bank accounts and, with some REALLY creative black hat operations, you will be taken off the grid worldwide to the extent that you'll not even complete a cell phone conversation for the remainder of your miserable depraved life. Okay, that last part probably won't fly, but you get my drift.

The purpose of this site is to explore the mechanics, legalities and practicality of The Morgan Doctrine.

And I will be the sole arbiter of whether or not your comments get posted. As Mel Brooks wrote, "It's good to be king."