Cyber Privateer

Saturday, March 7, 2026

I'm looking for beta readers four my 4th sci-fi novel: DADDY'S LITTLE VIGILANTE. How would you like your name as one of my characters?

My first three novels got great reviews, but (alas) never made it into NYT best-sellers. I have high hopes for DADDY'S LITTLE VIGILANTE, but I could use some diligent proof readers. As a quid pro quo, take the time to spot typos along with plot holes, and I'll give five of you cameo billing as one of my characters.

The science fiction story? An alien family is exiled from their home and sentenced to life on earth. The precocious daughter sets out to stop sex trafficking on this armpit of a planet, thereby initiating a galactic string of falling dominos. Interested in being a beta reader?

If you like sci-fi and have some editing chops, send me a request: rick@rickbennett.com.

Sincerely yours,
Rick Bennett
Ad Hit Man and closet novelist

Thursday, March 5, 2026

My work for Margaret Hamilton, the woman who led the Apollo 11 computer programming team. Yep, she's one of the two smartest women I've ever met.

Margaret's vision, 001: AN INDESTRUCTIBLE, PRESCIENT, SELF-GENERATING AND FULLY OPERATIONAL MONOLITH. I believe Margaret Hamilton is still alive, and I wish she could have met the other smart woman with whom I've worked: Nancy Harvey, who was the president of TenFold (I sat on her board of directors). TenFold actually delivered in quantity Hamilton's vision.

I celebrate both of you and your accomplishments.

Sincerely yours,
Rick Bennett
Ad Hit Man

Wednesday, March 4, 2026

I'd just seen Rambo stitch up himself.

Here's my ad taking it to ridiculous extremes.

Sincerely yours,
Rick Bennett
Ad Hit Man

Tuesday, March 3, 2026

My ad that generated a $2-million sale for an ordinary kid.

If you're an entrepreneur, here's a roadmap to hitting it big. Just tell the world what you can do that nobody else can. Dave Lester wanted to sell printers. I created this ad for him and it generated $2-millioni in sales for him.

Turns out, Avis car rentals liked one brand of printer, but they couldn't eject the pages far enough that the rental kiosk employees couldn't tear off the rental contract. David proved his worth by saying he could change the printer's EPROMs to do that. He really did know "everything there is to know about printers."

Sincerely yours,
Rick Bennett
Ad Hit Man

Monday, March 2, 2026

A final Tony Schwartz asset that you now have in AI

Tony Schwartz had a secret weapon: Bob Landers voice. Tony could do a script and have a voice-over instantly. Today, with a broad selection of AI text-to-voice options, you can produce instant radio ads. And remember, people have eyelids but no earlids. Here's an ad that Schwartz used to bring NYC Mayor Koch to his knees. The day it started on radios, the mayor's office called and begged them to stop running the spot.

Enjoy.

Sincerely yours,
Rick Bennett
Ad Hit Man

Background: Welcome black hats, white hats and cyber swashbucklers

The Revolutionary War was fought, financed, and pretty well WON by bonded privateers, legalized pirates who were given Letters of Marque and Reprisal by the Continental Congress and authorized to attack, capture and monetize British ships. The purpose of this site is to explore the possibility of a modern-day doctrine much like the Monroe Doctrine, by means of which the U.S. government could legally and, more importantly, effectively stop international hackers. Current cybercrime law is not only ineffective, but downright stupid. My Linux servers are attacked hundreds of times a day (mostly from China and former USSR domains), yet if I retaliate against those servers with some creative technology at my disposal (I know some VERY smart guys), then I am in violation of federal law and subject to some onerous penalties. We need more than a new law. We need a new international doctrine. I call it The Morgan Doctrine, named after Morgan Rapier, a fictional character I've created (hey, this is my way of establishing ownership of the concept, should it ever see the light of day).

Why a new international doctrine? Simply, nothing else will work. Introduced on December 2, 1823, the Monroe Doctrine told the world to keep their hands off the Americas. Combine this with current legal thinking on "hot pursuit" of fugitives. In 1917 the US Army went into Mexico after Pancho Villa. More recently, in 1960 Israeli Mossad agents abducted Adolf Eichmann from Argentina. Granted, much of the world regards the Eichmann adventure as a violation of international law. I don't share that opinion and therefore use it as the third leg of my Monroe-Pancho-Aldof platform for The Morgan Doctrine.

If someone comes into your home and attacks or attempts to rob you, you may shoot them dead. You may do so as long as they expire on your property. But what about cyber criminals? They attack you in your home from their homes. Retaliate in kind, and you go to jail. The Morgan Doctrine states simply that if you attack my computers (or my banking assets held in US-based computers), then under a certain set of well-defined conditions, a licensed and bonded "cyber privateer" may attack you in your home country and split the proceeds with the U.S. government. For the sake of argument, let's call it a 50-50 split (heh heh).

Right now, American law enforcement is completely unequipped to deal with the sheer number international cyber hackers. Sure, I could report each of the thousand daily attacks to the FBI, as could the millions of other attackees in the USA. But the volume of such reports would make any meaningful resolution laughable. Not to mention that the FBI has no jurisdiction outside the USA. Yet to make such "enforcement" profitable to recognized (ie, "bonded" "deputized") privateers, as Heath Ledger's Joker said in his last role, "Now you're talking!" You raid our bank accounts, we raid yours. You make money from off-shore child pornography, we're going to loot your bank accounts and, with some REALLY creative black hat operations, you will be taken off the grid worldwide to the extent that you'll not even complete a cell phone conversation for the remainder of your miserable depraved life. Okay, that last part probably won't fly, but you get my drift.

The purpose of this site is to explore the mechanics, legalities and practicality of The Morgan Doctrine.

And I will be the sole arbiter of whether or not your comments get posted. As Mel Brooks wrote, "It's good to be king."