Thursday, April 9, 2026

Why do I try to use humor in my guerrilla warfare? Here's the greatest episode of TAXI in history.

BTW, I had a buddy who was a neighbor of Christopher Lloyd. Lloyd wanted a "TAXI" license plate on both of his cars. My buddy, Dave Ledeen, told him to make one "TAX1". Dave was very smart. Sincerely yours, Rick Bennett Ad Hit Man

Wednesday, April 8, 2026

GREAT Glenn Frey (Eagles founder) clip from Miami Vice

There are several all-time-great clips I've collected over the years. Here's Eagles founder Glenn Frey in a guest appearance on MIAMI VICE. Sincerely yours, Rick Bennett Ad Hit Man

Tuesday, April 7, 2026

One five-star review for my 3rd novel: THE LAST WILL & TESTAMENT OF HARLEY AND HIS DOG

5.0 out of 5 stars
So good.
Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2025
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Awesome, could not put this story down. Exactly what I was wanting to read. Great story. Believable characters. Funny humor, talking dogs. Yeah. Was sorry it came to an end. 🥰

Sincerely yours,
Rick Bennett
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Monday, April 6, 2026

Great review from filmmaker Jeff Hays. for my 2nd novel, DADDY'S LITTLE FELONS.

5.0 out of 5 stars

A great read
Reviewed in the United States on August 9, 2013
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I was familiar with Rick Bennett's advertising writing, which mixes intelligence, wit, and "stick your finger in the eye of the biggest guy on the field" ballsy-ness. So, I hoped his fiction would live up to his 9 to 5 writing. With Daddy's Little Felons, Bennett delivers. I like my heroes a little larger than life, (think Jack Reacher) and DLF's protagonist satisfies. As a documentary filmmaker, I'm never asked about casting decision in narratives (their loss!) but it's easy to see Jason Stratham in the lead role. A fast paced page turner, kudos to Rick Bennett on his new book.

Sincerely yours,
Rick Bennett
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Sunday, April 5, 2026

The closest thing I've come to a sermon in my advertising.

Happy Easter!

Sincerely yours,
Rick Bennett
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Background: Welcome black hats, white hats and cyber swashbucklers

The Revolutionary War was fought, financed, and pretty well WON by bonded privateers, legalized pirates who were given Letters of Marque and Reprisal by the Continental Congress and authorized to attack, capture and monetize British ships. The purpose of this site is to explore the possibility of a modern-day doctrine much like the Monroe Doctrine, by means of which the U.S. government could legally and, more importantly, effectively stop international hackers. Current cybercrime law is not only ineffective, but downright stupid. My Linux servers are attacked hundreds of times a day (mostly from China and former USSR domains), yet if I retaliate against those servers with some creative technology at my disposal (I know some VERY smart guys), then I am in violation of federal law and subject to some onerous penalties. We need more than a new law. We need a new international doctrine. I call it The Morgan Doctrine, named after Morgan Rapier, a fictional character I've created (hey, this is my way of establishing ownership of the concept, should it ever see the light of day).

Why a new international doctrine? Simply, nothing else will work. Introduced on December 2, 1823, the Monroe Doctrine told the world to keep their hands off the Americas. Combine this with current legal thinking on "hot pursuit" of fugitives. In 1917 the US Army went into Mexico after Pancho Villa. More recently, in 1960 Israeli Mossad agents abducted Adolf Eichmann from Argentina. Granted, much of the world regards the Eichmann adventure as a violation of international law. I don't share that opinion and therefore use it as the third leg of my Monroe-Pancho-Aldof platform for The Morgan Doctrine.

If someone comes into your home and attacks or attempts to rob you, you may shoot them dead. You may do so as long as they expire on your property. But what about cyber criminals? They attack you in your home from their homes. Retaliate in kind, and you go to jail. The Morgan Doctrine states simply that if you attack my computers (or my banking assets held in US-based computers), then under a certain set of well-defined conditions, a licensed and bonded "cyber privateer" may attack you in your home country and split the proceeds with the U.S. government. For the sake of argument, let's call it a 50-50 split (heh heh).

Right now, American law enforcement is completely unequipped to deal with the sheer number international cyber hackers. Sure, I could report each of the thousand daily attacks to the FBI, as could the millions of other attackees in the USA. But the volume of such reports would make any meaningful resolution laughable. Not to mention that the FBI has no jurisdiction outside the USA. Yet to make such "enforcement" profitable to recognized (ie, "bonded" "deputized") privateers, as Heath Ledger's Joker said in his last role, "Now you're talking!" You raid our bank accounts, we raid yours. You make money from off-shore child pornography, we're going to loot your bank accounts and, with some REALLY creative black hat operations, you will be taken off the grid worldwide to the extent that you'll not even complete a cell phone conversation for the remainder of your miserable depraved life. Okay, that last part probably won't fly, but you get my drift.

The purpose of this site is to explore the mechanics, legalities and practicality of The Morgan Doctrine.

And I will be the sole arbiter of whether or not your comments get posted. As Mel Brooks wrote, "It's good to be king."