Friday, February 13, 2026

Attention Texas Instruments executives relocating to Lehi, Utah: OPEN HOUSE FOR THE ULTIMATE HOME NEAR YOUR MULTI-BILLION-DOLLAR FACILITY. Open house is Saturday, February 14th, from noon until 3pm.

 


Just 3 miles up the hill from your new facility, this executive home is ideal. It's above the Utah inversion most of the time, yet just 6 minutes to work. Check out the Zillow listing at https://lnkd.in/g33HyPma

Pros:
• HOA takes care of all grass mowing and landscape watering.
• Driveway snow removal is an optional HOA service.
• Soon to be gated neighborhood.
• Wonderful neighbors: Across the street is a (non-LDS) former chief weapons officer for a nuclear submarine; to his right is a (non-LDS) entrepreneur who made his fortune inventing testing for airline components and who has invented an anti-drone defense system, five of which he's donating to Croatian countries abutting Russia; your next-door neighbor (LDS) is a retired army contractor responsible for nation-wide weapons logistics; around the corner is (LDS) a retired navy captain who has the singular accomplishment of having had a dial-a-yield nuclear device roll off the palate and crush his foot.
• Home protected from north winds by berm.
• Morning sun melts ice on driveway (while the neighbors on the other side of the street are buried in snow for weeks).
• Suncrest is the mountain biking mecca of the Salt Lake Valley.
• Open house tomorrow (Valentine's Day from noon until 3pm).

Cons:
• The last 3 miles of your bike ride are always uphill.

To the people below: Please let your soon-to-be-relocating friends know of this.
@aw.khan1929@gmail.com, @fielding Sarager, @https://lnkd.in/gm8hyZcn, @ https://lnkd.in/gw39fbZH, @https://lnkd.in/grM9AJVz, @https://lnkd.in/ghaJxwMK, @https://lnkd.in/giftvF-7

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